Hot dog: does not have feelers, therefore, does not have feelings.
Clearly, the hot dog is a lower life form.
Clearly, the hot dog is a lower life form.
"How undignified!"
"Yes, I quite agree."
"I would never have gotten into this mess if I had just listened to my mother!"
"Too bad. I had plans. I was going to see the world!"
Hot Dog (Shel Silverstein)
ReplyDeleteI have a hot dog for a pet,
The only kind my folks would let
Me get.
He does smell sort of bad
And yet,
He absolutely never gets
The sofa wet.
We have a butcher for a vet,
The strangest vet you ever met.
Guess we're the weirdest family yet,
To have a hot dog for a pet.
:-)